She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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