I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm bleeding and have questions
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
