It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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