Christians are straight up FREAKS
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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