Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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