when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
