i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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