At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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