This girl is more easily done than said...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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