she takes plan B like it's going out of style
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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