Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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