singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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