I wish life had little blips of pornography
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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