My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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