I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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