I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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