I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I am spending my child support on dildos
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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