We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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