Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My liver just broke up with me...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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