I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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