If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Still dying that you shit outside
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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