East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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