I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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