I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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