We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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