ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
40s are totally the cure
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Randomize