I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
