hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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