i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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