she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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