He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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