I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
