i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
