If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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