i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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