I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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