Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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