Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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