Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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