So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
