i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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