Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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