Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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