So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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