Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The Olympian is in my bed
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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