So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
