Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
