He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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