guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
