Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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