I hate all girls vehemently.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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