love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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