he wants to bone in the snuggie
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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