Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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