so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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